what if I'm pregnant?
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I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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