I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
