Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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