Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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