So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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