Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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