are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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