life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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