hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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