dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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