Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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