I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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