Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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