I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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