nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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