I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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