I am puke
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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