Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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