he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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