my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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