I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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