Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
