Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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