Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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