he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize