dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
