I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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