I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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