you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
