i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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