We named our party play list daddy issues
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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