so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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