am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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