some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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