I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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