i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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