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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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