I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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