I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
