You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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