Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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