yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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