I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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