we made out on top of his cat.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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