its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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