belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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