another moral hangover. fuck.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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