Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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