This girl is more easily done than said...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
