who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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