Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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