You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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