How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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