I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Still dying that you shit outside
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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