It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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