If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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